thus making me awesome and them whores
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Shame is for Republicans.
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