its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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i will never coherently bang her
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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