I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Terrible idea I love it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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