How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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