More tranny stories later!
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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