Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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