that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
