So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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