i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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