well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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