Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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