So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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