idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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