All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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