I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm like, not good at living.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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