I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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