halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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