I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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