If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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