Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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