he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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