I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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