Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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