ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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