Kiss
Puke
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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