If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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