Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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