what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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