I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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