Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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