Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
