Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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