Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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