your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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