Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Randomize
