How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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