There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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