Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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