Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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