It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Too much gin, very little bucket
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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