Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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