Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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