I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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