what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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