Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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