She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
