We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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