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(720): View more from Colorado

ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.

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(315): View more from New York

We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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(954): View more from Florida

We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.

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(512): View more from Texas

Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.

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(805): View more from California

Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.

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