there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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