So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Randomize