my sisters under your porch take her home
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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