Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
