so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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